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Daniel Lucke

Daniel is a bona fide genius, the most brilliant talent of his generation, and thinks it's a bit silly that he gets to write his own bio

Comedy Writing

Devin’s Ping-Pong Club Weekly Newsletter No. 23: Addressing Last Week’s Issues

If you are caught engaging in coitus during a club meeting, the excuse “but I was just pinging her pong” is far from adequate.

by Daniel Lucke
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July 16, 2021

30 Book Titles That Will Make You Want to Burn Your Library Card

- Loving Big Brother: Why the Government Should Be Spying on Us More - This is a Flammable Stack of Paper

by Daniel Lucke
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July 14, 2021

Jokes

My willingness to use words I don’t know is truly plaintiff.

— Daniel Lucke

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I actually find words, tone of voice, and agitated looks really hurtful, too. Come to think of it, there are many ways to hurt me.

— Daniel Lucke

Law Professor: Do you know all the amendments?
Me: I plead the seventh.

— Daniel Lucke

Bartender: And are you over 21, young man?
Me: Pffffft, please, I was born over 21.

— Daniel Lucke

Stop saying “you are what you eat,” it’s making me crave employed people.

— Daniel Lucke

Am I okay? The short answer: no. The long answer: noooooooo.

— Daniel Lucke

I don’t have much to complain about lately, but other than that things are going fine.

— Daniel Lucke