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"There is and never has been love. Only fingerblasting."
-Mike, on the hands-on romantic approach
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About Xavier Holland
Hometown
New York, NY
School
Pomona College
At a Glance
Calvin: "I say it's a fallacy that kids need 12 years of school! Three months is plenty! Look at me. I'm smart! I don't need 11 1/2 more years of school! It's a complete waste of my time!"
Hobbes: "How on earth did you get all the way to the bus stop with both feet through one pant leg?"
Calvin: "I fell down a lot. ...
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Yet Another One Sentence Story
By Xavier Holland | Aug 31, 2007
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As I pulled out my penis, now slick with semen and gritty with dirt, and cuddled up to my newly found girlfriend, I couldn't help but feel slightly silly for not thinking of necrophilia earlier.
Labels: Dead Silence
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