College Quotes
Rob: I thought everyone was going to the Dog's Bullocks?
Kyle: Well, no one's leaving yet.
Rob: Guess we'll have to pull the fire alarm to get everyone out. Why do we have to be the responsible ones all the time?
-On sparking a movement
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About David Nelson
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Canada
School
University of Calgary
At a Glance
David Nelson was born without a torso, however, this disability has not kept him from attending University or from advancing the cause of internet hilarity.
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David Nelson - Columnist
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David Nelson was born without a torso, however, this disability has not kept him from attending the University of Toronto or from advancing the cause of internet hilarity. With a mostly useless Linguistics degree, Dave was hired strictly for employment equity purposes, and he currently enjoys the nicest penthouse office in the Points in Case Tower. For a mere ten dollars, he will have his secretary send out a signed photo of himself, or if out of stock, of jazz legend Thelonius Monk.
Bang for Your Buck
An edgy and inspirational approach to the best and worst parts of life that will get inside your head and kick your brain's ass.
Extended Bio
Dave Nelson is no stranger to the lucrative game of internet comedy, having been a featured commentator on the hit internet series Grudge Match prior to signing with Points in Case. Described as narcissistic, egotistic, and optimistic, Dave has made it his goal in life to be the most famous person in the world, and also, to live forever. He is also the founder of the Church of Modern-Day Hedonism. He's currently editing and proofreading to make ends meet. So, if there's a typo in one of his articles, it's probably someone else's fault. In his spare time, Dave enjoys golf, hockey, boobies, reality TV shows starring midgets, and Chuck E. Cheeze Robot musical numbers.
