David Nelson | Points in Case Columnist

David Nelson was born without a torso, however, this disability has not kept him from attending the University of Toronto or from advancing
the cause of internet hilarity. With a mostly useless Linguistics degree, Dave was hired strictly for employment equity purposes, and he currently enjoys the nicest
penthouse office in the Points in Case Tower. For a mere ten dollars, he will have his secretary send out a signed photo of himself, or if out of stock, of jazz legend
Thelonius Monk.

 

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Bang for Your Buck

An edgy and inspirational approach to the best and worst parts of life that will get inside your head and kick your brain's ass.

 

Extended Bio

Dave Nelson is no stranger to the lucrative game of internet comedy, having been a featured commentator on the hit internet series Grudge
Match prior to signing with Points in Case. Described as narcissistic, egotistic, and optimistic, Dave has made it his goal in life to be the most famous person in the
world, and also, to live forever. He is also the founder of the Church of Modern-Day Hedonism. He's currently editing and proofreading to make ends meet. So, if there's a
typo in one of his articles, it's probably someone else's fault. In his spare time, Dave enjoys golf, hockey, boobies, reality TV shows starring midgets, and Chuck E.
Cheeze Robot musical numbers.

 

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