College Quotes
Jess: I could really go for McDick's right now..
Red Dave: You know McDonald's is like an ex-girlfriend... You only think of her late at night when you're drunk; you know it's a bad idea and you'll regret it in the morning; your friends all try to talk you out of it, but you go ahead and do it anyway.... Who are you texting?
Toni: My ex... what?!? She's my kind of Happy Meal!!
-On why cellphones should come with breathalyzers
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2006At a Glance:
Hi, I'm Marcus and I drink a lot. Some people call that alcoholism; like my parents, my parole officer and my sponsor. I call it an overly-abundant social schedule.Bio:
I'm from Washington DC. I went to Ithaca College, home of local beer, top notch weed, and hippies. Lots and lots of damn dirty hippies. Now I live in NYC where I'm working on my life's dream of being physically thrown out of every bar in the city.- Articles
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The November 1st Walk of Shame
By Marcus Terry November 3, 2009
Ahh Halloween. I love it so much. The only night of the year where girls can go out in the outfits usually reserved only for the bedroom. Outfits that if parents even knew they owned would cause mothers everywhere to sob uncontrollably and fathers' heads to explode and rain down upon the ground in a flurry of rage and where-did-I-go-wrong shock. Read More »
The Vegetarian Menace
By Marcus Terry August 18, 2009
"I want to get some goddamn sausage on the fucking pizza!"
How often has this happened to you? You've got some friends over, maybe for a football game or a party that you secretly hope will turn into an orgy. Everyone's hungry and someone says, "You guys want to get a pizza?" Hell yeah. Great idea. Who doesn't love pizza? Read More »
Legends of the Hidden Temple Ruined My Life
By Marcus Terry July 2, 2009
The year was 1994. I was 12 years old. It was a summer I'd never forget and an event from which I would never recover. I got the call in August. After auditioning a couple months before, I'd almost forgotten about the show. But they called and said I'd made it. I'd be taping my episode in September. Read More »
- So, no emo guys and no black - November 7th, 2009
- Ouch, Sas. Why are you so - November 3rd, 2009
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- Thanks for defending me, - November 3rd, 2009
- Ouch, Gavin. Too soon? Hey, - October 20th, 2009
- Wow! I mean... just wow. - September 14th, 2009
- Oh man, I HAVE to know - September 7th, 2009
- And you have a fan in me... - August 31st, 2009
- Seriously, dude? This is a - August 31st, 2009







