College Quotes
Lev: Sweet. How many classes are you taking?
Andrew: Just the one I think. It also happens to be 16 units.
Lev: Haha. Wow. That's pretty crazy.
Andrew: Yeah. So I have to choose between studying and drinking or studying and girls.
Lev: Haha, you can try to fit all 3 in there.
Andrew: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
-Oh Steve Carell, what have you done to us
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