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I choose the University of Cincinnati as my school because of it's high crime rate around campus. I figured it would make things easier to steal and I'd see some funny things. I'm not at college for an education, just for a paycheck that I'll never get. I also like to take pop songs and scream them like a post hardcore band.Bio:
I dream of traveling to Las Vegas with Milla Jovovich and killing zombies to pass the time.- Articles
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A Failed Attempt at a Hooker Orgasm
Posted August 21st, 2008 by John Gillespie
I think hookers are a fascinating subject. While I never have personally paid for sex, besides the alcohol and hotel room beforehand, I have talked to people who have had sex with these modern day entrepreneurs. Read More »
George Washington Handles a Terrorist Attack
Posted July 31st, 2008 by John Gillespie
John Adams: Mr. President, we got word that a stage coach was captured by terrorists on its way to New York, 5 days ago.
George Washington: 5 days ago? Why would I care about something that happened 5 days ago? Read More »
The Feel-Good Comedy of 1993
Posted July 16th, 2008 by John Gillespie
A year or two ago I had the illustrious job of being a cashier at a movie chain that has now declared bankruptcy and closed down. There were several incidents leading up to my resignation, and this is one of those stories. Read More »
Doing Acid at a Kanye West Concert
Posted July 6th, 2008 by John Gillespie
All my friends have left, and I am alone in a crowd with 20,000 other people. I could care less though. I've been waiting two hours for this, and I'm not about to leave what promises to be the greatest failure I have ever seen. Read More »
I Do Not Understand Regret
Posted June 28th, 2008 by John Gillespie
I can be a douchebag sometimes. I will be the first to admit it. I get drunk or drugged out, and make bad decisions. You might say, "But John, doesn't every college kid do this?" The answer is yes, they do. But the difference between them and me is a fit in this rare category where you don't experience regret. Read More »
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