What I Wrote Down During Geography

My Geography notes consisted of no actual Geography, but instead some comedy ideas I may one day expand upon.

Ron Paul to Deliver Presents to
Every Child in the World During the Course of One Night

Santa Not Coming To Niger This Year

Sue Mother Earth for Global Warming

Celebrity's Christmas Lists

Trying To Have Sex With A Nun

Comedy is No Laughing Matter

How Did People Live in Black and White?!?

Scholarly Papers By A Retard

You're Always Playing D & D with the Guys

Movie Reviewer Turned Popcorn Reviewer During a Movie

Movie Reviews From A Guy Who's Never Seen the Movie But Can Guess What It's Like

Movie Review Criticizes Foreign Movie Because You "Can't Understand What They're Even Saying"

We're Gonna Die on this Bus, Let's Have an Orgy on this Bus!

Car That Runs On Vodka, Which Is More Expensive Per Gallon Than Gas

Change Lives by Changing Diapers

I'm A Dictator, I'm Not a Dicktator

South Korea Tourism, Iraq Tourism

Give Me 257 Guesses At Your Password

A Racist Interviews A Black Person

Super Size Me With Communion Wafers Instead of McDonald's

The Rainforest Should Give Me a Beej (If They Want To Not Be Cut Down)

Jokes Made By Creepy Old Guys To Hooter's Waitresses When They Unsuccessfully Try to Get With Them

Old Person Slang Update

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