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It's Not Delivery, It's Comedy
Posted November 21st, 2007 by Paul Frank
Hello, everyone, and welcome to another installment of my comedy morsels. Sit back and enjoy the show. Or sit up and read 'til your eyes hurt. It only takes about two seconds for me.
Your dad must be a doctor, because...okay, well somebody you know has to be a doctor. The burning is becoming painful.
That's a nice dress. It would look even better crumpled up on my floor next to my herpes medication...that I don't use.
Sexually Transmitted Pick-Up Lines
Your dad must be a doctor, because...okay, well somebody you know has to be a doctor. The burning is becoming painful.
That's a nice dress. It would look even better crumpled up on my floor next to my herpes medication...that I don't use.
Explaining Girls Gone Wild Infomercials To A Blind Person
"Oh, damn! Alright, you're gonna like this. It's like a ton of hot, young girls dancing. Looks like they're in a club. You ever been to a club? More shots of girls. They're so fine, man, if only you could see. The girls are shaking their ass, dancing, posing for the camera - OH SHIT! I think this girl's gonna pull her shirt up she's got her hands at the bottom of the shirt - oh my God do it! Do it! DO IT BITCH! Yes, she's - WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! There's letters over her boobies! I don't understand! NO! They're not showing them, they're not showing them! This is the biggest disappointment in the history of man. I wish I was blind right now."
Speaking of Disabilities
"Hey man, did you hear about O.J. Simpson getting caught in that armed robbery?"
"No, I can't hear."
New Sayings
Telling your grandma the 40's called, and they want their _____ back.
"They say women only earn 75 cents for every dollar a man makes, but maybe they just haven't been working there as long."
Yell "Encore!" at the end of every class.
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