The Sexiest Enjoyed Manifesto (A Collection of Short, Dirty Poems)

Over the next few weeks, I'll be adding to this post; hopefully enough to fill about 50 pages in Word.

I was flipping through the "Adult" section of Craigslist and was inspired to write something commenting on the relationship between sex, perversion and money. They are all based on a combination of multiple ads that I combined and contorted. None are one ad verbatum, though some are almost poetic in their sleaziness.
Most are funny; some are dark; others are serious.
I hope you enjoy it.


The iest Enjoyed Manifesto

.....--- 1 ---.....
Compensation: Dependent on you
Tight Jeans

No anal required. Just a guy
with a camera, a dream and
40 clams.


.....---2---.....
Compensation: $$$
Placenta

Exhibitionist Mom:
the pregnancy glow beautiful:
your husband does not love your
big belly big butt.
Appetite healthy.
I will make you feel sexiest
and pregnant less.


....--- 3 ---.....
Compensation: A Guilty-free Conscience
Confessionals

My fetish: the truth.
Tell me your dirty stories about
sucking cock.
I shall forgive you, my
daughter.


.....--- 4 ---.....
Compensation: None
Honor code

dinner, movie, nice wine,
handjob only if things click.


.....--- 5 ---.....
Compensation: $600/hr
Hold Strong

BE ABLE TO SUCK 12 INCH FOR LONG TIME;
FLUFFER;
KEEP ME HARD BETWEEN SCENES;
PRIVATE FILMING;
Good for students,
moms.

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