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you slimy bastard.

got it, stud ;)

Thank goodness pictures are back?

my ex told me i was the best he's ever had and, since he's kind of a scumbag he's had a lot...i don't know it's weird because he was my first one, so i guess natural talent is a large part of it which means you sort of have it or you don't. otherwise, all i can say is take your time, and enjoy doing it. i asked him what was so special about my "technique" and he said that i wasn't acting like i was just doing it as a stop on the way to my own pleasure, but that i was really concentrating on him. I think that if you enjoy doing it, it will be good for both of you. don't neglect the testicular area either ;)

1. Enthusiasm - look eager to have his cock in your mouth (or actually BE eager); moan a little when you are sucking him off
2. keep a good steady rhythm; speed it up near the end
3. Don't forget to use your hands; make a ring with your pointer + middle finger and your thumb. Run it along the shaft in sync with your mouth, and to change it up a little, twist your wrist as it goes up the shaft to make a "swirling" effect(not too hard, you want to make it pleasurable, not dangerous)
4. Don't be afraid to suck/stroke harder than you generally would; i've found that guys prefer a little more pressure and friction than ladies
5. NO TEETH!

So why didn't you spread the love, Nate? How come we don't get to hear your thoughts on the matter??

After I get off work (my work blocks my PIC email account), I will post my response. I didn't put it up 'cause I didn't think anyone would care.

Oh, we care Nathan. We really, really care. Pointers are ALWAYS appreciated, even coveted. You can never have too much information on how to give a good BJ. Wow, that was more than I intended to type but when you love what you do, you always want to keep learning.

Okay, here was my response:

Go all the way to the bottom of the shaft consistently, make sure that the more you hate doing it, the faster you go (he'll get off quicker), always play with and lick his balls. Other than that, I don't know. I've never actually given a blowjob, so if I were you, I'd talk to the one fat chick you know who always seems to fuck relatively cute guys. There's a reason for that.

best......

topic......

ever!!!!! phew!

So when will we see the article on eating pussy?

Also girls, ask any gay guy you might know about fellatio. They know the male body better than any hetero alive. I only know this because my wife and I are the biggest fag hags in Fort Lauderdale. I have no one to talk football with down here. :*(

Teeth/tongue can work but it takes hard work, dedication, and possibly a guinea pig to take one for the team. Talk dirty and gauge if he likes it (remember however that your mouths most important function is not speaking in this situation). Watch porn, those women (and men) are professionals, they can "suck the steam out the fire" as it were. Find your gag reflex, gradually beat it to death. Lastly, location is huge. Outside on a sunny day = good. Outside in the snow = bad. Nothing beats the oval office. Nothing.

Sincerely,

My balls, your chin

Hum, shift between deepthroating and licking the head - the last one is mostly for the visuals. Make sure your lips aren't dry. And don't forget the balls! Licks em, suck em, fondle em, they're often neglegted so if you do it he'll never forget you.
As far ad positons go I always like it when they stand because (if you're doing it properly) his legs will be shaking wich I personally find very exciting, wich makes me even more eager, wich will turn him on even more... it's a positiv spiral.
Good luck!

The most important thing is to act like you are really into it...that means NO talking! Nothing is worse than a girl who stops suddenly and asks 'does that feel good?' Of course it does...now get back to work!