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Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best.
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Happy Hour Special
By Nathan DeGraaf | Aug 15, 2006
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The door swings open. And in walks your future.
It's standing there. A big, gnarly beast. Like a dead bug seven feet tall and angry. You get up from the couch and try to explain. Your future hits you with a brick paw, knocking your teeth out.
You smile and say, "I'm not writing, today."
Your future frowns and asks, "Did you ever?"
Man, you think, I got to quit drinking.
It's standing there. A big, gnarly beast. Like a dead bug seven feet tall and angry. You get up from the couch and try to explain. Your future hits you with a brick paw, knocking your teeth out.
You smile and say, "I'm not writing, today."
Your future frowns and asks, "Did you ever?"
Man, you think, I got to quit drinking.
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