Busy Signals

Hey, how would you all like to know what a typical week is like for yours truly? Well, too bad. You’re coming along anyway. Here’s the day by day blow by blow of how incredibly insanely busy I’ve been lately.

Monday through Thursday
7:30 AM to 8: 30 AM
Shit, shower, shave, drive to work.

8:30 AM to 5 PM
Work.
During the down time, try to get some writing done.
Don’t let boss see me getting writing done.

6:30 PM to 9 PM
Umpire baseball.
Collect cash for umpiring baseball.
Go home.
Open Beer.

9:00 PM to Whenever my Girl gets Annoyed
Write. Drink. Repeat.

Friday
7:30 to 5 PM
Same as Monday through Thursday

5:30 PM to 9 PM
Write. Drink. Repeat.

9 PM to Whenever I Pass Out
Drink.

Saturday
12 PM to 8 PM
Umpire baseball.
Collect cash for umpiring baseball.

8:30 PM to Whenever My Girl Gets Annoyed
Write. Drink. Repeat.

Sunday
11:00 AM to Whenever My Girl Shows Up
Kick girl out of house.
Get some damn writing done.
Let girl back in House.
Pass out.

You see folks, the thing is, I am currently gnawing on more than I can chew. Between writing a daily blog, writing a book of Snippets (tentative release date: Julyish), writing a weekly column, working two jobs and having a girl who wants to spend a shitload of time with me, well, that doesn’t leave much time for dilly dallying.

So I guess what I’m saying is, I’m sorry if the blog suffers as a result.

And I thank you for reading.