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C: You know, one of these days he's going to bring a girl upstairs. What the hell are we going to do then?
M: I ain't scared. Think of it this way: we've got four fucking staircases in this house... if he thinks of bringing a bitch home we can play chutes and fucking ladders with her!
-The best laid plans of overprotective big sisters
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By Mike Faerber December 6, 2006
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And no, it's not about underwear...
Ever been so busy that you don't even have time to drink a beer? I'm not talking about relaxing, I'm saying the physical act of chugging is wasting precious seconds that you need.
*from the desk of someone who should be working, but comes up with ridiculous thoughts instead*
Ever been so busy that you don't even have time to drink a beer? I'm not talking about relaxing, I'm saying the physical act of chugging is wasting precious seconds that you need.
*from the desk of someone who should be working, but comes up with ridiculous thoughts instead*
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*from the desk of someone who should be working, but comes up with ridiculous thoughts instead*
have you ever wondered if all the beer you have drunk will fill a bath tub and if so how many???
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