College Quotes
Eric: This is a game store right?
GameStop Guy: Uhhhh, yeah.
Eric: Well how about this. How about I buy a bunch of games, but instead of paying you in money, I pay you in tales of adventure.
GameStop Guy: Uhh....... No, sorry can't do it.
Eric: But you thought about it. I'm gonna count that as a win.
-On successful mind games
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About Mike Faerber
Hometown
Austin
School
University of Texas - Austin
At a Glance
Mike Faerber attends the University of Texas along with the 2005 National Champion Longhorn Football team. He majors in Radio-TV-Film or whatever major you say after he asks, "What’s your major?" Mike rarely skips class and almost hurls every time he takes a shot. In his off time, he gets naked, complains, and dreams of being a comic. Mike is funny. Mike isn’t very funny.
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A Brief Joke
Ever been so busy that you don't even have time to drink a beer? I'm not talking about relaxing, I'm saying the physical act of chugging is wasting precious seconds that you need.
*from the desk of someone who should be working, but comes up with ridiculous thoughts instead*
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