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Frank: One of my best friends said, "If God gives you lemons, you find yourself a new God." What if God gives you a supermodel sexslave who gives you blowjobs on demand AND lemons?
Jeff: Simple. Pour a glass of tequila, sip it with lemons while she gives you a blowjob.
-Thank heavens that problem's solved
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m4m: You were the tall, dark, and handsome dreamsicle eating brunch at Mickey’s with your wife and kids. I was the trim Chip’n’Dale with the chilequiles and the fetching stare.
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I clicked the link with 3 other people in the room... a tad disappointing that nothing was there.
I'd just like to say that you come up with some of the weirdest, yet still completely believable, stuff that I've ever read. Keep up the great work, and I'll keep laughing.
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