What's so funny about Chuck Norris?

1. Ray Charles once looked at him and decided he'd rather never see again: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: General Patheticism
2. Directly above his bed, there's a signed poster of Vin Diesel: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Movies
3. He was the one who took a bite out of the Apple logo: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
4. When he sings karaoke, it's always Jewel: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Music
5. Before being discovered as a martial arts talent, he was a writer for Hallmark greeting cards: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: General Patheticism
6. He shampoos with conditioner and then actually repeats: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Health
7. When it comes to dating, he's the only person with no matches on eHarmony.com: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Social Life
8. He will fight you any time of the day, except when The View is on: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Fighting
9. The reason why he can't have a dog is because dogs are allergic to him: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Animals
10. He can believe it's not butter: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: General Patheticism

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