College Quotes
Jen: What did you do last night?
Rachael: I went home with Mike because I thought we were going to play Fight Night and Halo.
Jen: You went home with a guy to play Xbox....
Rachael: I got shot in the face and pounded and it had nothing to do with a console.
-Rough night
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Light Bulb Jokes You've Never Heard
• How many lazy roommates does it to take to put in a light bulb?
Apparently more than two.
• How many blind men does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, as long as he appreciates irony
• How many college kids visiting home does it take to put in a light bulb?
DAAAAAD!! THE LIGHT IN THE KITCHEN WENT OUT!
• How many municipal workers does it take to put in a light bulb?
Six. One to put the light bulb in and five to make sure he’s doing it right.
• How many beers does it take to put my dick in a light bulb?
Nineteen.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
7 Comments
i liked it
The OCD one was classic
Nineteen.
simply lovely
I have nineteen beers.
Deliver them to me. I may not succeed, but I'll damn well try.
you forgot "how many women during P.M.S does it take to screw in a lght bulb"? 45...why?... IT JUST DOES!!
how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? -none. they'd rather sit in the dark and cry about it.
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