Light Bulb Jokes You've Never Heard

• How many lazy roommates does it to take to put in a light bulb?

Apparently more than two.

• How many blind men does it take to put in a light bulb?

Just one, as long as he appreciates irony

• How many college kids visiting home does it take to put in a light bulb?

DAAAAAD!! THE LIGHT IN THE KITCHEN WENT OUT!

• How many municipal workers does it take to put in a light bulb?

Six. One to put the light bulb in and five to make sure he’s doing it right.

• How many beers does it take to put my dick in a light bulb?

Nineteen.

• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?

One kid, seven times.

• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?

One kid, seven times.

• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?

One kid, seven times.

• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?

One kid, seven times.

• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?

One kid, seven times.

• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?

One kid, seven times.

• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?

One kid, seven times.