An award-winning copywriter who writes movie trailers and taglines for movie posters. A writer of humor, satire, political satire, and political tragedy. I was previously the biggest smartass in the history of the U.S. Marines.
Every kitchen knife I own is dull, and my forks aren’t very interesting either.
The brain surgery industry seems biased towards elitists with medical degrees.
I love the Admiral’s Feast at Red Lobster, but I’ll never order the Ensign’s Expired Eel again.
I had a joke about World Introvert Day, but I think I’ll keep it to myself.