College Quotes
Waitress: Today's soup is chicken artichoke. It's chicken and artichoke in a white cream sauce served in a bread bowl with fresh vegetables.
Eric: Are a lot of people ordering that today?
Waitress: No not really. Why?
Eric: I'm just a little hesitant on ordering food with choke and chicken in its title that's in a white cream sauce.
Waitress: So do you want a water or something?
-Customer service at its finest
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Nicole
By staff writer Nicole McKaig
July 21, 2004
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Dear Nicole,
I just graduated from college, so should I join the military, or find a job? Should I keep my girlfriend? Should I make my friend's dream of becoming famous ring
true? Should I learn drums or bass? Should I join the Peace Corp? Is there a War Corp? Or how about a Sex Corp? That would be nice. Any help here would be
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I have an even BETTER idea: Maybe you should SHUT THE HELL UP. I mean...uh...just follow your dreams, or whatever.
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Dear Nicole,My girlfriend constantly bitches at me for supposedly cheating. WITH BOYS! Now I'm a full on lesbian! How can I convince her I only want her twat?
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Prove to her that you've been faithful by presenting her with a clean bill of health from the Cootie Clinic.
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