PIC Columns Overview
Weekly Comedy • Editorials • Stories • College Life
Guides • Fiction • Relationships • Sports
Note: The real column names shown below will return to everyone's posts and archives shortly.
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Primal UrgesBy Nathan DeGraaf A showcase of one male's pathetic attempts to fight his basic instincts and grow up, despite the fact that the very idea makes him sick. (2005-2008 Archives) |
Bang for Your BuckBy David Nelson An edgy and inspirational approach to the best and worst parts of life that will get inside your head and kick your brain's ass. (2006-2008 Archives) |
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Thank Me LaterBy Casey Freeman Reports and wisdom from a college grad lamenting the end of dining hall food, forbidden dorm sex, and a complete lack of responsibility. (2008 Archives) |
The Strumpet's TrumpetBy Allison Parks An enchanting collection of real-life tales from the sexy, fast-paced lifestyle of a bachelorette with a knack for kicking up the dirt. (2006-2008 Archives) |
Experimental ComedyBy Paul Frank Outrageous and absurd comedy with no point other than to make you laugh. |
Beaver FeverBy Alex Willen The mildly misogynistic ramblings of a young man struggling to walk the line between being happy and being sober. (2008 Archives) |
Nick Moose's ViewBy Nick Moose ADD-fueled power comedy from the nicest self-centered perspective you'll ever read. |
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| The Scholarly Tabloid By E. Mike Tuckerson An objectively opinionated exposé of current collegiate issues and quirks of the modern world, without regard for accuracy or morals. |
Fringe BenefitsBy J.M. Lucci Off-tilt observations of the unnoticed perks of college life, because sometimes a normal, hedonistic experience just isn't enough. |
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| About Last Night... By Ali Wisch A candid account of the sexcapades and relationships of a college girl in search of Mr. Right, and her experiences with Mr. Right Now. | Casual Misanthropy By JD Boston An offbeat, laugh-out-loud look at the finer points of college life from the inappropriate mind of a cynical Bostonian. |
| The YouTube Critic By Harold Longfellow A look at the best and the worst YouTube has to offer by a man driven to internet writing after rejection from the cruel world of cinema. | Up Shit Creek By Michael Curtiss The uncouth misadventures of an unwarily optimistic Floridian caught paddling with nothing but his hands. |
| The Hard Way By Mike Faerber A retrospective guide to surviving and making the most of your college experience. Learn how to do it right... from the guy who always gets it wrong. | Balls to the Wall By Dan Opp A critical, humorous take on the sports world from a self-diagnosed sports addict looking for the ultimate fix. |
Points in Case | Three Beers Deep By Chris Phelan An assortment of guides, stories, and observational humor from a guy who realized writing a weekly column can't be done sober. |
| Ask Nicole By Nicole McKaig General college advice and perspective. Lost your keys? Ripped your jeans? Chances are you need to ask her something! | Edited for Content By Mike Forest A wry, often smiting look at life and society. Fulfill your inquisitive urge with these thoughtful, deliberate 1-2 punches. |
| The News: JAY KAY! By Amir Blumenfeld A collegiate approach to current events. Not since The Daily Show have kids been so inadvertently and comedically informed on the issues. | Text-Heavy |
| Deer Court By Court (the deer) Straightforward hunting, outdoors, and general life advice from an optimistic, big-buck whitetail out of Charleston, WV. | |









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