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Sex with Aliens

By Mike Forest | Apr 29, 2006
Note: there is neither sex or aliens in this post.

Well, since no one is wondering where I've been online in the past couple of weeks, I'll tell you: I've been working on a sci-fi feature film that's been shooting in St. Read More »
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New Beginnings

By Mike Forest | Mar 26, 2006
The best thing in the world happened to me on Friday.

No, not a foursome with the Dahm Triplets. Although that would be awesome as well.

I was let go from my job. Read More »
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Wikipedia vs. Britannica

By Mike Forest | Mar 24, 2006
Where do you go when you need information from that paper you've had three weeks to write but haven't started and is now due tomorrow? I mean, besides Google. When I "wrote" my papers in college, I used online dictionaries and sources as much as the next guy. Maybe even more. His name was Jim. I got better grades than him and partied harder.
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Dirty Sex Towel

By Mike Forest | Mar 21, 2006
The other day I had to do some laundry. I was totally out of undies so it was time to make a trip down to one of the places I dread the most: the laundry room.

Since, the laundry room for my apartment serves the whole complex, I have to walk my laundry over. Read More »
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Big 10 Sucks, Swallows Its Way Out of Tournament

By Mike Forest | Mar 20, 2006
You heard it here first. OK, maybe you didn't hear it here first maybe it was the second or third time you've heard it. I can't conceivably know all of you who read this and what you've been told or read by the time you finally get down to my tiny space on the 'net. Read More »
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Big Ten RPI = 1

By Mike Forest | Mar 11, 2006
Apparently we rock. Eat it ACC.
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Man Dates Mother

By Mike Forest | Mar 10, 2006
It had to happen sooner or later.
The jokes write themselves.

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Looking at Wieners

By Mike Forest | Mar 9, 2006
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MAME on Your iPod

By Mike Forest | Mar 8, 2006

Do you love your iPod Nano or Video? Do you love classic video games like Joust and Pac-Man?
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Oscar is a Grouch to Stewart

By Mike Forest | Mar 8, 2006
I know the Oscars is already old news. for the record, Jon Stewart was great and if the Academy is smart, they'll invite him back and he'll be even better with one year under his belt. He held back a little, but I laughed a lot. By his own admission, the reviews he got said it all: he was great and terrible.

Links to some reviews: Read More »
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Babies Having Babies

By Mike Forest | Mar 7, 2006
Finally those Brits have slid beneath us. The US, king of all the stats that suck and stories of horribleness, was not the location of this story which is linked below.

I know kids are starting to "do it" earlier and earlier. Read More »
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Dane Cook Rules!

By Mike Forest | Mar 6, 2006
I've been a fan of Dane since I first caught him on Comedy Central where he writhed on the floor and demonstrated what women would do if they could spit acidy spit. Read More »
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ESPN Shannon Brown: Dunker of the Year!

By Mike Forest | Mar 3, 2006
VOTE!

Also up:
Rodney Carney
Rudy Gay (heh heh...sorry)
Brett Petway (Boo U of M)
P J Tucker

Edit: I think he won.
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Polls are Dumb, People are Dumb

By Mike Forest | Mar 2, 2006
Unlike my sex, I actually pay for my cable and my monthly bill is over a hundred (dollars)a month. I hate paying for channels that I will never watch. You know which ones I mean. The channels that target small segments of the population:
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The Girl Next Door: Fact or Fiction?

By Mike Forest | Feb 28, 2006
“You know what’s so great about ‘The Girl Next Door’?”
“That Elisha Cuthbert is in it?”
“No. The fact that everything in this movie could actually happen in real life.”
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