What the fuck is her problem, anyway?

I can't believe she said that to me.

Oh yea?  Well I don't care if YOU like her!

Well, if you want to sleep with her, then you should make your move. 

Oh yea, that's right, you did sleep with her that one time.

Dude, don't be ridiculous, I'm not interested in her like that.

Yes, it's fine. Read More »

Is anybody else following the Brett Favre EXTRAVAGANZA!!1 as closely as most 14 year old girls follow General Hospital?  Read More »

First of all, I haven't posted a blog in a while.  Do you know why I haven't posted?  It's because I've been being totally fucking awesome lately.  I've been drinking heavily and hanging out with people, for the first time in my life.

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ATTENTION, PEDOPHILES:  I WILL BANG YOU!

DISCLAIMER:  I WILL ONLY BANG WOMEN.

 If you haven't been paying attention to the news, there has been an outbreak of student/tecaher sex scandels in the Tampa Bay, FL area.  Female teachers have been banging 17 and 18 year old students.  Read More »

I know Nate occasionally posts excerpts from conversations that he has with Stoner Chick, and I don't want to infringe on any copyrights or trademarks or anything, but I thought these conversations warranted a blog post. Read More »

Thu, May 29, 10:35 pm
To: Jim

Im sending u this message so i look important and popular at the bar

Thu, May 29, 11:02 pm
From: Jim

I am sending this response in hopes you are talking to a hot girl and you can look important.

Thu, May 29, 11:06 pm
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As some of you know, every Thursday I play in a Kickball League. Don't worry, I'm not going to bore you with tales of kickball, but rather the drinking and hanging out we do afterwards. After the games, most of the teams head downtown to a particular bar for drink and food specials as long as we're wearing our team shirts. Read More »

That's what the headline will read the next time a 15 year old kid tells me I suck and calls me a faggot on Xbox Live. He isn't going to see his next birthday. He's not going to learn to drive, or go to prom with the ugly chick from 3rd period English class, and he's certainly not going to be identifiable by the county coroner via conventional means such as finger prints or dental history. Read More »

Here's the deal, it has to do with baseball, so Nate will probably enjoy this. Some 12 year old kid in New Jersey was pitching in a PAL game and took a line drive to the chest. His heart stopped for a period of time and he suffered brain damage. Is this tragic? Read More »

It has recently come to my attention that every single PIC reader (yes, every single one) hates when I write about my Kickball league. I know this because Tyler Hurst told me. I would like to take this moment to thank him for bringing this to my attention. It is clear that you people prefer to hear about sex instead. Read More »

Believe it or not, today is the best day of my life. If you were standing next to me right now and I told you that, you might ask me what makes today the best day of my life? I would answer you by asking you a question, even though people hate that shit. Well, why WOULDN'T this be the best day of my life? It's the only day of my life that I'm currently able to participate in, for starters. Read More »

Shopping for a new car, which ones me? A cool convertible or an SUV?

I didn't know that my credit was whack, now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact!

F-R-E-E, that's spells free, credit report dot com, baby.

Saw their adds on my TV, thought about going but was too lazy. Read More »

Did you know that they have a kickball league for adults? Two months ago I didn't know, either. I know now, though. If you haven't guessed, I joined a kickball league. Yea, you fucking heard me right, a kickball league. No, I'm not playing against third graders, either. Although, I could beat all their asses if I played them.
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