I Need Answers!

Are you kidding me? Piscowho?

She obviously isn't MY dream girl.

Hands down has to be Gdubya.

Rob Schneider

remove from her the title, "dream girl".

Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks and George Carlin are the nig three in my book, which is currently for sale.

Nate,

what does "nig three" mean?

kc

Casy:

Pretty easy on these questions, the answers according to me are:

1. Piscopo. Name one good movie or stand up show he has done. In the end, it just shows that Eddie Murphy carried his steriod addled ass all those years on SNL. Also, I don't think that you can say that Steve Martin was an SNL star, while he has hosted more than anyone, he never was one of the official cast.

2. Find a new dream girl. As I guy who has been married for 14 years, let me tell ya, that 1st and foremost there is not such thing a real "dream" either girl or boy, hence the term dream. I think you just make up a list of qualities that are not sexually related that you are looking for and try to do your best in finding someone who meets or comes damn close to those. You have to remove the sex from the aspect simply because after awhile sex becomes the same. This happens, sorry to crush your hopes. But no matter how hot someone is, and stays, eventually you will get tired of banging them. So to keep the relationship alive, you must repeat MUST have more than that.

3. Pryor is the greatest ever. After that is Sam Kinison, then Carlin. After his wifes death, understandably, Carlin went to a very dark place. He seemed to be writing and performing his comedy toward her politics. So instead of focusing on his "job" (fans will know what I am saying) he tried to keep her memory alive inside himself through commenting on stuff from her political viewer. JMHO.

Hasta

-Kev

1. Schneider

2. not my dream at all.

3. Well besides Carlin and Pryor, I like Mitch Hedburg.

I am completely amazed with these answers. There is validity to all of them.

Kevin, good calling me out on Steve Martin. Yes, he's never been an official cast member, but a common guest and host. More or less, he kind of sucks with the rest of them now.

None of you people would quit smoking or start smoking to date a girl? C'mon! I pretended to like women's NCAA basketball once for a girl.

Stick around for next week's set of questions gang. And keep answering!

Rob Schneider, I wouldn't mind starting to smoke, and Mitch Hedburg is a favorite.

1. Eddie Murphy. Delirious was genius and Bowfinger was not. How do you get from Trading Places to Norbit?

2. I would smoke, until I got tired of banging Gisele. It's a small trade-off, and I'd look cool in the process.

3. Eddie Murphy in 1983

1. Joe Piscopo, mainly because I have no clue who he is. Also, I grew up with the generation who had to deal with the non funny cast members of SNL most of his life.

2. I have a rule, if the girl smokes, she pokes. Meaning, she doesn't think to much about what goes in her mouth. Basically, she needs to smoke, regardless of what I do.

3. While Carlin made my early teen years, Zach Galifianakis pretty much floats my comedy boat right now.

1. Schneider (although in Australia we don't get SNL)

2. Dump her ass

3. Ross Noble

Adam Sandler

I'd chew too.

Dane Cook.