Don't Be Such a Query

1. Take all.
2. Story is crucial, well not crucial, but I get into it. I MEAN...I don't watch porn.
3. Anal.
4. Hitler mustache.

1) Friend everyone, they just want to look at your pics and info. Then again, all my pics and info are blocked, so I really have nothing to lose.
2) Doesn't matter.
3) Hands. I'm largely non-judgmental in terms of how a guy looks but if your fingers look like you've gnawed them raw and then stuck them up a monkey's butt hole, I'm totally done with you.
4) Don't give up. Just a little manscaping should do the trick.

1.Shoot them an e-mail and ask them why they deserve to be your friend. If they get pissed about that, or can't take a joke, deny them.
2.Personally, I like a little variety in my porno films. You can only watch a blonde girl get pounded so many times without wondering why she likes getting all the holes filled.
3.Girls need to laugh at jokes that are actually funny. If they laugh at anything that is said, deals off.
4.As a man who has grown a full beard on more than one occasion, pretty much there isn't really anything that's going to help. Eventually your face will get use to it.

1. Facebook for Few, MySpace for Many. (In other words, FB for friends, MS for fame.)

2. You need a good setup every now and then. I don't wanna go so far as to say STORY, because it usually breaks down pretty quickly anyway (or you're done early).

3. If she hates puns or doesn't understand jokes on at least a Family Guy level. Also, not understanding when to take the money in "Deal or No Deal."

4. I don't get it... you have a moustache (i prefer the "ou", it sounds classier) but the beard's not catching up, or what? Curl the tips with wax if that's the case.

I generally accept every friend request but i don't spend a lot of time on facebook. One time, a guy whose photo showed him shirtless wanted to be my friend. He is the only person I've ever not accepted, so I guess you have to play that one by ear.

The story matters very little in pornography and the industry, as a whole, tries to reflect this in thier work.

If a chick tells me she hates giving oral or thinks Field of Dreams was stupid, then I dump her on the spot. I also broke up with a girl who was offended that I gave our seats up to a recent Stanley Cup Champion who had brought the cup into the restaraunt that day. So again, some of these things are kind of played by ear.

I sometimes dream that I can grow a beard.

Whatever floats your boat.

Story? Aren't they all the same?

As far as relationships are concerned, if she refuses to give or receive oral( This has happened to me.)
First date? It's usually bullshit posturing so I don't worry about it. Unless she "smacks." For the love of all things holy, can't you close your mouth if even just for eating?

Wash regularly and well. Other than that, it is just a waiting game. Your skin will get used to it.

1. Make sure that they type you a note, then see if you deem them worthy.

2. I love story lines to porn. It makes it even more hilarious to watch.

3. Guys who try to talk so smoothly, but it ends up coming off as douchbaggish, or cheesy, then act shocked that I didn't immediately drop my panties. That's a big deal breaker.

4. Well...it might help if you prented that you and that moustache are going to tie some girl and the railroad tracks and leave her there. That's what I'd do.

1. I'm shit with names, so I look at their profile, and if I still have no clue who they are, it's a no-go. People I know who I haven't talked to or seen in over a month who are trying to say they are my buddy? Hells no, I can't keep up with the newsfeed for too many people.

2. Like Court said, a setup is good to have, but don't bother with trying to make sex machines remember lines. Oh, and all the stories suck anyhow.

3. If he confesses he's "really not that into sports" and/or isn't a rabid hockey fan. If he answers his phone during the meal and he doesn't have a family member on death watch or anything.

4. Keep it clean, invest in a hefty weed trimmer, and please shave your neck. Beards have no right to disappear down into your collar.

haha, these answers are awesome. thanks gang.

i just searched for u on fb and can't figure out which one u are?

Facebook is gay. However, I have no problem with gay social networking sites. Some of my best friends are gay social networking sites.

Plot is pretty major for me. Which is why I write all of my own porn and play it out with marionettes.

Any girl without a sense of humor is done.

I've never shaved before. I have no advice.

If you click on my PIC profile I feel like all the links come up and you just have to click on them. Search for me in Colorado, which I think is the only one of my three schools that is actively on Facebook.

Just friend the people you know; like Leslie said, there are too many news feeds otherwise. Or have one account for general people and another for your friends.

Plot doesn't really matter to me, it's just about two people getting it on... that being said, it's pretty hilarious to watch the people try to "act".

If she doesn't ski or snowboard, she's on shaky ground. She has to at least like the winter - if she tells me she hates snow I usually won't even finish the date.

For the beard, try combing it. If that doesn't help, go through with some tweezers and get all the ingrown hairs out of your skin - they're mostly what make it itch/hurt.

1) i hate a news feed full of crap i don't care about,so i only acvept from people i wamt to be kept in the loop with.

2) plots are funny, but maily I'm just looking to see sex

3) i have ditched a guy before because my dog growled at him and would do so again. My dog is a labrador and while not perfect, that and a guy who was trrying to mug me are the only people he's ever growled at. Besides, he was here first

4) i dont know man, conditioner?