Last weekend in the ROK (Republic of Korea), well, rocked. I did a lot of things. Saw a lot of things. Drank a lot of things. So crazy it's taken me until Thursday to write them all down. But ONE of these batshit crazy activities didn't happen. First person to comment and answer correctly gets an official Korean postcard sent to their house and autographed by yours truly.


(kc and a Korean 40)

Okay, here's the deal, here's a bunch of shit I might have done…

Did I???

  1. Drink with a professional Starcraft player from England?
  2. Publicly urinate on a memorial bush with a plaque?
  3. Listen to shitty violin music from a Scottish barrister (something like a British lawyer) who works for the UK Supreme Court?
  4. Walk up Hooker Hill just for kicks? (Hooker Hill is filled with, well, you can probably guess it.)
  5. Walk up Homo Hill by accident? (Homo Hill is like Hooker Hill, but different. Sort of.)
  6. Sing “Happy Birthday” to a complete stranger… twice?
  7. Drink until seven in the morning both nights?
  8. Grocery shop at 7:30 in the morning?
  9. Eat Mexican food in Korea. Cooked by a Canadian?
  10. Give PIC Fearless Editor Court Sullivan's e-mail and address to a Korean rapper named J-N, who may be moving to Atlanta?
  11. Watch five episodes of Sex and the City?
  12. Terrify random women by walking up to them and then telling each and every one of them, “You're the most beautiful girl I've seen today.” It was about six in the morning. They were going to work or church or whatever in the A.M. Me? Just finishing the night of drinking?
  13. Drink at a tranny bar and hear the rundown of how a tranny hooker biz actually works?
  14. A pro poker player and I talk about hitting gay bars to pick up chicks?
  15. Wear a bra on my head for a good portion of one night?
  16. Smoke hookah at a Bob Marley-themed club and sang the worst rendition of “Redemption Song” ever—besides Rihanna's shitty attempt?
  17. Tell girls I was twenty years old?
  18. Take one of the worst shots ever… twice? (Soju, ginger root and ginseng?)
  19. Eat McDonald's for the first time in three years?
  20. Dole out three helpings of relationship advice, Old Man KC Style?
  21. Get incredibly mad because I was hungry?
  22. Halt the conversation about the one topic I can't stomach to discuss? (It's likely you have no idea what it is, but I sure as hell won't tell you.)
  23. Get cock blocked by a guy who looked like Fat Gollum? (Looked like this, just fatter.)

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