You’ll have to excuse me if I missed your last IM – I was only on “public” for 20 minutes last week and I mostly just talked to GiggLeyGurL055.
Next time send me an email?
More Humor
Sumo Has Swayed Me Again
The Sway is a nice if you need something more like a chair and less like a marshmallow; it's a middle ground between a proper chair and a giant blob.
The Sumo Emperor: Fit for a King
The first thing you'll experience with the Emperor is "The Big Red Bang," a rapid expansion of microsuede upon unwrapping.
RSVP “No” from an 18th Century Stalker
Thank you kindly for what I assume is a forthcoming invitation to your Friday soiree. It is with deep apologies and sober regret, I must decline.