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Wesley Jansen's picture

The Perfect Chain Letter

Two 3d people fighting over a gold envelope

Your help is needed. Today, you have the opportunity to make a difference in somebody's life. Please read the following story all the way through, and you will see why. Read More »

Ryan DeCurtidor's picture

As Your Renewable Energy Czar, I Say We Build the World's Largest Windmill

Giant windmill in a farm

"Every city in the world should undertake policy development to support the deployment of renewable energy, recommends a 200-page report from the International Energy Agency (IEA). The report is designed to 'inspire' local public and private officials..." -Renewable Energy Focus Read More »

Ben Link's picture

With MIT Online, Anyone Can Be Smart for Free!

Girl on a laptop in front of a green screen

Recently the Massachusetts Institute of Technology launched an online learning initiative called "MITx," which allows users to take real MIT classes for free. I tried out a few courses to see how I'd do. I think I did fine... Read More »

James Boulstridge's picture

Shit Wars: The Game Show for Assholes!

Gold toilet trophy

Welcome to Shit Wars, the next logical step in family home-viewing entertainment! Don't be a fool and miss the gravy train. Shit Wars is a new game show in which contestants shit into translucent toilet bowls for viewers at home to see and judges to score. Contestants can achieve any combination of scores (for instance, mixing The Hitler with The Infinity—good fucking luck), and add them up to become The Shitking, superhot and admired the world over for their creative asshole! If you've got shy butt, play at home by yourself anytime, or against a friend via mobile shit pics! Read More »

James Boulstridge's picture

Choose Your Own Discrimination Victim!

White and black persons' thumbs up together

We're living in some harrowing times these days. Blacks are just about free and clear of prejudice, and gays are only about twenty years away from waning discrimination, at which point love between one human being and another will be seen as the most universal and harmonizing emotion on the face of this Earth. Read More »

Mike Lamb's picture

The Pert Plus Crystal Meth and Napalm Challenge

Pert Plus explosion

Hi there. I've recently been asked to endorse Pert Plus shampoo to you, the Pointsincase.com reader. Unfortunately, I was also told immediately afterwards not to endorse them as soon as I pitched my contest column idea for "The Pert Plus Crystal Meth and Napalm Challenge." Read More »

Ben Link's picture

Greg's New Kitchen Appliances Talk Too Much, And They're Mean, Too

Talking dishwasher appliance in the kitchen

"Your toast will be done at exactly 9:38am," the toaster said.

"Toasters do just about everything these days," Greg sighed. "But what they don't do is actually toast my bread." The toaster heard what Greg said and didn't like it, so it popped his toast out early, making it too soft to spread butter on. Read More »

Jon Lowe's picture

If the US Had Defaulted on Its Debt

Apple Inc silver logo over a pile of cash

Tim Cook, in taking over for Steve Jobs as CEO of Apple, the most successful company on Earth, reveals a startling revelation about what would have happened had we defaulted on our national debt. Tim ran a complex computer simulation developed by Apple but executed on a Windows machine. Here's the result.

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Suzanna Ramos's picture

Memoirs of a Flying Boy

Boy with angel wings

I was the ripe age of 16 when I first realized I could fly. I'd always suspected there was something different about me. These suspicions were especially strong at certain times, like when my friends would say things to me like, "Hey Brian, your feet aren't touching the floor right now," or "Hey Brian, get back down here with our potato salad!" Looking back, it really should have been pretty obvious to me that I had the ability to fly, considering all the times I went to bed and woke up the next morning floating somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Read More »

Vernon Ross's picture

Teen Wolf: How It Got to the Big Screen

Michael J. Fox as a werewolf in Teen Wolf

The boardroom was large, as it had to be to seat twenty plus people. Not to mention the catering. Large wingback chairs on wheels. Classé. Felix McMillan got there first. He had to get there first. Got to make the big impression today, he thought. The clock to the left of the wall read 7:45, which meant that no one would be showing up for another 25 minutes. Read More »

Matthew Muccie's picture

1-800-PEDOPHILE: Take Control of Your Children Today!

Creepy old rotary telephone

Nowadays, it's all too common for a 15-year-old to have his third kid by his 16th birthday, or for a household to have a mother who gets the holy blue hell beaten out of her daily by her 8-year-old. Kids are becoming more dominant in the household, and I have come up with the perfect solution to solve this problem permanently. Read More »

Richard Buzzell's picture

The Age of Bimbocracy

Kim Kardashian smiles on her reality TV show

Without many of us even being aware of it we have entered an ominous period in our history. To the untrained eye it may seem like nothing more than the battle of the bimbos—a showdown between Paris Hilton's show The World According to Paris and season 6 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Read More »

Suzanna Ramos's picture

It's Not Easy Being a Mummy

Mummy in white wrappings

You know what I hate? The fact that I can't go into a store and find clean bandages sold especially for mummies. I don't think there's a single mummy-friendly personal hygiene product on the market. Why doesn't anyone think we want to be clean? It isn't fun walking around in tatters, tripping over your own dirty wrappings. My cousin Steve broke his arm off that way. Read More »

Ben Link's picture

Kristian Zane Jackson Shares Some Cool Things About Life

Male model having champagne poured into his mouth

Hi everyone. My name is Kristian Zane Jackson. I'm mostly an international male model, but I do a lot of other cool stuff, too. Anyways, I have been modeling all over the world and have been able to meet some really cool people. Some of them have opened my eyes to a world I never knew about. Read More »

TK Field's picture

Underground History: Panhandles of the Great J. Edgar Hoover

J. Edgar Hoover with a Tommy Gun

It's well known that FBI director J. Edgar Hoover was a flaming, cross-dressing closet queen with an obsession for large male appendages. Hoover was such an insatiable sausage-hound that when one of his ex-lovers invented a device to pick up dirt, he named it "The Hoover" in his honor. Read More »



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