After a series of ridiculous sound bites, Donald Trump gave me no choice but to compile his quotes into a rap (along with a few additions for transitions). It wasn’t all that difficult to put together really; the nature of his language naturally lent itself to the arrogant tone of hip-hop.

Donald Trump is in quotes, help from his unofficial team is in between. (None of the below viewpoints reflect those of the author.)

Donald Trump with two rappers

"I have a Gucci store worth more than Romney."

I chew on rhymes and spit ’em out like Kanye.

"I’m a bit of a P. T. Barnum; I make stars of everyone."

I like breaking glass ceilings so I built a solarium.

"Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is the highest."

And I don’t need a rug ‘cause my hair is the flyest.

"Some people call me lucky, but I know better."

I’ll squeeze a businessman until he’s a debtor.

"I love beautiful women, and beautiful women love me."

The only time I went gay was when I screwed Gaddafi.

"The women on The Apprentice flirted… That’s to be expected."

Imagine the hot ass I’ll land once I’m elected.

From the White House lawn, I’ll keep Mexicans where they should be,

"I will build a great wall—nobody builds walls better than me."

Take a look around, "I am the least racist person there is."

I simply think black people shouldn’t have kids.

Don’t donate to my campaign. I’m sure you won’t disagree.

"The money you’re talking about is a lot, but it’s peanuts for me."

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