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Poor, old pecker-snake, trapped hoverin above the sex act, listenin to the metronomic thumps of your hissin fury.

While you were away, your wife screwed your best friend, your boss, the dog, and the postman. Hey, their penises have needs, too.

Things get heated when an unexpected third wheel shows up during the highly anticipated date with Rita.

A gas station employee takes his frustration to the local bar, where words turn to fists. But a cute brunette could be his saving grace.

Grab your knife and your napkin, and put on your chef's hat, because you're about to enjoy the best flavors pussy has to offer.

A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.

Your horsemeat curtains are steaming in the summer heat, right ladies? Get ready to freshen up the heavy duty way (supplies not included).

A writer in the Appalachian mountains pours over his last words, pondering his past and the despair over his wife.

Eating out doesn't have to be expensive, but if you wanna get the job done right, you might have to spring for a bullhorn and a diamond ring.

Seven steps to turn a regular party into a straight female slobberfest, including the sure-fire technique for inducing repeat girl-on-girl kissing.

You pick the less desirable scenario: completely unexpected, highly-visible hard-ons; or totally controllable, scheduled leakage?

They'll torture you in every way, most notably, sleeping around with the ugliest men possible. Why? Because they're attention-whores.