ESPN: The Worldwide Leader in Suck
ESPN used to be the champion of balanced sports coverage. Ahh, there's nothing sadder than watching an old competitor let himself go.
ESPN used to be the champion of balanced sports coverage. Ahh, there's nothing sadder than watching an old competitor let himself go.
America is fat. That's why we now serve special columns to accommodate, and help enlighten, Atkins jackasses.
Once again, it's Hollywood's time to shine in the summer blockbuster spotlight. And of course, Justin's turn to rain on their parade.
The suckiness of the Friends finale prompts some nostalgia about past sitcom successes and ugly farewells.
All the important things you've ever needed to learn, summed up in five steps or less. You're welcome.
Nothing says 'technology is a bitch' like all the broken features on your computer. Wireless connection? More like endless rejection.
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Baseball is the topic, and with the help of some classic Super Troopers quotes, Justin's got the upcoming season covered in style.
You've read the classic. Now read the addendum. Because there's no such thing as a flawless buddy.
Even if your bike was a two-seater, you'd still be riding solo. Trade in your pity-pedaler for a 6-cylinder, or keep it and be gay, pegboy.
Special guest writer, Justin's Penis, takes the wheel for this week's column. And boy does he give it to you straight.
No matter what your major is, there are always those who will give it a bad name for you. In fact, here they are, listed neatly...