I was so concerned to hear that, after entering your data, you were presented with a mangled 1988 Pontiac Fiero covered in blood, shit, and fire.
Timothy Robert Dunn is a comedy writer and podcaster in Chicago. He has previously performed at the iO Theater and the Upstairs Gallery, and toured with Second City Theatricals. His writing has appeared in the Chicago RedEye and the Second City Network. You can listen to his weekly podcast, 15 Minutes with Lincoln, in which he breaks down the news with the returned spirit of Abraham Lincoln.