So You’re Telling Me a Shrimp Fried This Rice, Stole Your Credit Card, Then Spent a Thousand Dollars at a Strip Club?
So first you met a crustacean down at the beach and the two of you “really hit it off.” Let’s unpack that a bit.
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So first you met a crustacean down at the beach and the two of you “really hit it off.” Let’s unpack that a bit.
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