Welcome to Nate’s Blog
Kick up your feet and let me introduce you to my blog. I'll be writing about sports, the crazy shit that happens to me, and random snippets.
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."
Kick up your feet and let me introduce you to my blog. I'll be writing about sports, the crazy shit that happens to me, and random snippets.
What's long, winding, confusing, and full of temptation? Oh yeah, you already read the title. Now follow this modified path to enlightenment.
Snippets are funny quotes and amusing chunks of conversation from Nate DeGraaf's life, taken out of context, and arranged by funny themes.
A showcase of one male's pathetic attempts to fight his basic instincts and grow up, despite the fact that the very idea makes him sick.
Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.