Satan simply would not take no for an answer—which means that this year, our mall will feature Satan’s Village.
Kate Antoniades is a writer, editor, geek, cat person, and maker of bad puns. Her humor writing has also appeared in The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady Comedy, Greener Pastures, and Robot Butt.
Tear open an envelope. If you discover a dollar bill, you’re having a boy! If there’s only 81 cents inside, a girl is on her way!
- by Kate Antoniades
- October 23, 2020