122 More-Fitting Rapper Names That Start with “Lil'”
You've heard of Lil' Wayne and Lil' Kim, but doesn't Lil’ Dipper, Lil’ Sidetracked by Social Media, and Lil’ Antsy make so much more sense?
Comedy Writing
I’m the Pencil Sharpener in Your Classroom and I’m Here to Wear You and Your Pencil Down Until There Is Nothing Left
How'd you do this time? That looks marvelous! Oh, would you look at that: the lead just fell out. How does that even happen?
Halloween Candies and the People Who Hand Them Out
Candy Corn --- I may look like I’m relatively young, but I’m actually a centenarian trapped inside a younger body.
If I Can’t Backpack Through Europe, How Am I Supposed to Discover Myself?
How am I supposed to get people to think I’m cultured and experienced if I don’t have the selfies with European landmarks to prove it?