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Emily Schleiger is a writer in the Chicago area. She has studied writing at The Second City, Catapult and elsewhere, and improv and sketch at The Second City and Westside Improv. Her work has been published on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Reductress, The Second City Network, The Belladonna Comedy, and more. She's also performed at a few storytelling shows and readings, including Mortified. She is a survivor of a short career in human resources, and a mom of 2 who has successfully resisted owning a minivan. If she has gone missing, please check anywhere hot buttered popcorn is sold.