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Dan Caprera is a Brooklyn-based comedy writer who has written for the New York Times, the New Yorker, McSweeney's, Vulture, Weekly Humorist, Funny or Die, Slackjaw, the New York Times Crossword Puzzle, the Wall Street Journal Crossword Puzzle, the Los Angeles Times Crossword Puzzle, Universal Crosswords, and Crucinova (another crossword site).

Comedy Writing

God Closes So Many Doors Because He Enjoys Watching People Crawl Out of Windows

Why would God deprive us of so many great opportunities, only to subsequently offer us lesser paths to success? Why would He do that? Perhaps there's an easier explanation.

by Dan Caprera
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April 10, 2017

If Oprah and Kanye are Running for President, Then Adam Duritz, Lead Singer of the Counting Crows, Should Run Too (by Adam Duritz)

Here are just a few of the many ways that I, Adam Duritz, lead singer of the Counting Crows, am equipped to run for president of the United States.

by Dan Caprera
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April 5, 2017

I Am Become Kiss Cam Operator, The Destroyer of Worlds

You shall witness a heart shape on the monitor, surrounding you and your beloved. And you shall kiss. For I have commanded it.

by Dan Caprera
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March 31, 2017

Can You Escape the Footnotes of This Article?

Only those with great strength [1], wit [2], and magick [3] will navigate these footnotes [4] successfully. Can you find safe passage to the Citadel of Footnotes [5]?

by Dan Caprera
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March 25, 2017

Sorry Conservatives, Just Because I Was Raised By Two Moms Doesn’t Mean I’m Messed Up—I’m Messed Up Because My Moms Were Wolves

It really irks me when someone says my two-mom, non-traditional upbringing, could have damaged me as a child. I'm damaged because my moms were wolves.

by Dan Caprera
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March 15, 2017

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