From the Line Nazis to the Overly Loving Couple, here are five morning coffee shop crazies and the best ways to mess with them for your morning amusement.
2011 has the potential to be great. But first we need better WikiLeaks, another apocalypse, a rehabed Lindsay Lohan, and the death of Betty White.
For this special PIC 10th anniversary, I'm going to do something that most people have never actually seen me do here: I'm going to be serious for once. Are you ready for it?!
I was getting into a parking garage elevator when I looked down and saw a tiny little comic book sitting on the floor. I have presented it here for you, with my snarky commentary.
There are certain words and phrases in the English language that, for whatever reason, I just can't bring myself to say correctly. Like, 'for all intensive purposes' and 'mute point.'
One of my biggest nemeses in the insect world is the cave cricket, something that quite literally crawled its way out from the depths of the underworld.
Nothing says Happy Halloween like hot sexy women who look like they can and will tear you apart in a blink of an eye. Here are the top 5 female werewolves based on sheer hotness.
Hotels always make me want to do certain activities that I usually don't do, or in some cases, do certain activities even MORE than I already do. Here are the top 10 activities.
Hotels always make me want to do certain activities that I usually don't do, or in some cases, do certain activities even MORE than I already do. Here is a list
Sometimes, as a writer, you get inspired by the strangest things. In this case my inspiration was Ashley Garmany peeing in the ocean, and her sand-filled vagina.
I hate playing Pictionary, not because I can't draw, but because it’s the one game that people take too seriously, creating an awkward, uncomfortable evening.
When I'm home sick there are several activities that take precedence over writing. Things like sleep, daytime soaps, and Barry White impressions.