Advice to Humans from Extinct Species
Sea Mink: “Know your strengths, what others see and desire in you, and then hide or remove those strengths so that they don’t kill you for them.”
Alicia Oltuski’s other humor writing has appeared in NewYorker.com’s Shouts & Murmurs, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, and Slackjaw.
Sea Mink: “Know your strengths, what others see and desire in you, and then hide or remove those strengths so that they don’t kill you for them.”