Pretending to Be a Dad so Other Parents Don’t Get Jealous of Your Baller Childless Lifestyle
Delete all the photos on your social media that indicate you ever had a life before children. Replace them with a solid wall of photos of your kids.
Adrian grew up in Brazil, Japan, England, and, most exotically, New Jersey. What did this make him...? Confused. But it also taught him life is unpredictable, so you may as well laugh about it. His single greatest achievement was winning an argument with his wife one time. And he has two young children who unapologetically dominate his entire existence. He is extremely well rested. Adrian performed stand-up comedy for 10 years in NYC and regularly performed at the NY Comedy Club and Broadway Comedy Club. He trained in comedy writing/improv/characters at the Upright Citizen's Brigade, Peoples Improv Theater, Chicago City Limits, Magnet Theater, NY Film Academy, TAP NYC, and more.
Delete all the photos on your social media that indicate you ever had a life before children. Replace them with a solid wall of photos of your kids.
The Little Engine That Lost Its Medicare - After losing a spoke while transporting cargo, The Little Engine is no longer able to afford repairs.