Archive: 2007

For the Cradlerobbers

People always say, "Age ain't nothin' but a number." I want to start applying that to other stuff. I'm going to go into a store, get a bunch of expensive stuff, then only give the cashier a dollar. If I get stopped I'll just get all sassy and say, "Price ain't nothin' but a number."

Cock Block

As I sit here writing this, I am scared for my future. My career's been great so far...fantastic even. But what happens when that all stops?

My Cat Doesn’t Know How to Search the Internet

<p><a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/blog/uploaded_images/yahoo_search-746413.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/blog/uploaded_images/yahoo_search-746410.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />But he does find the keyboard to be a nice place to nap.<br /><br />My cat is no bigger than a dime.<br /><br />But he is only a kitten.<br />

Yesterday’s News

Life is a complicated thing, with more than its fair share of mishaps, extenuating circumstances, and several-weeks-long peyote binges. Due to these many mitigating factors, journalists and the news media can't be expected to deliver the news every day. I mean, this is <span style="font-style: italic;">news</span>, not the <span style="font-style: italic;">Today</span> show.<br />

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