College Quotes
Kyle (holding new golf balls): Hey, Eddie, look at my balls.
Ed: What are you doing with those, you know Lynnie doesn't let you walk around by yourself with your balls.
-On his whipped friend
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About Xavier Holland
Hometown
New York, NY
School
Pomona College
At a Glance
Calvin: "I say it's a fallacy that kids need 12 years of school! Three months is plenty! Look at me. I'm smart! I don't need 11 1/2 more years of school! It's a complete waste of my time!"
Hobbes: "How on earth did you get all the way to the bus stop with both feet through one pant leg?"
Calvin: "I fell down a lot. ...
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Random Anti-Chuck Norris Fact
By Xavier Holland | Sep 2, 2007
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Chuck Norris never counted to infinity. He just doesn't know any numbers bigger than 10.
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