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Henri: Does she go to school in Pomona?
Eric Does she suck a mule under Corona?
Henri: What?
Eric: What?
-Two deafs don't make a right
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About Xavier Holland
Hometown
New York, NY
School
Pomona College
At a Glance
Calvin: "I say it's a fallacy that kids need 12 years of school! Three months is plenty! Look at me. I'm smart! I don't need 11 1/2 more years of school! It's a complete waste of my time!"
Hobbes: "How on earth did you get all the way to the bus stop with both feet through one pant leg?"
Calvin: "I fell down a lot. ...
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Another One(ish) Sentence Story
By Xavier Holland | Aug 20, 2007
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As my family rushed to make sure my grandmother hadn't broken her recently replaced hip in the fall, I was struck by two things:
1. The spatula mark on her face was hilarious.
2. Perhaps I might have overreacted when she reached for the last pancake.
1. The spatula mark on her face was hilarious.
2. Perhaps I might have overreacted when she reached for the last pancake.
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