Eli Rubin
Eli has yet to have a List or Article published on PointsInCase, but recently had work accepted for Ms. Sand's English Class and Mr. Graham's History Class. His piece, "An Open Letter To Those Who Wanted Me To Be a Doctor" has had many asking, "Do people get paid for comedy?".
Jokes
Patient: (moving his leg) It hurts when I do this.
Doctor: So don’t do that.
Patient: I have to, I’m an actor.
Doctor: Can you do it differently?
Patient: Well, I’ve wanted to get into directing for a while.
If there are two things I took away from my last job, they’re kleptomania and my boss’s computer.
My girlfriend broke up with me for falsely quoting movies all the time. All I said to her was, “Frankly, my dear, I don’t care.”