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Vicky: This one time I was at James' house for like the 5th time and I found a fuckin' bathroom. And every time I stay there, I'm there for like a week or two! One day I opened a door and it was another bathroom! I was just like "WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS IS THE 8TH BATHROOM!"
Molly: Hahaha! Can you imagine being high and making that discovery?!
Vicky: I WAS!!!
Molly: Hahaha! I'm not surprised.
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Nathan DeGraaf - Columnist
School: University of South Florida
Hometown: Tampa, FL
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Nathan DeGraaf recently earned a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, where he is now seriously considering getting a masters degree as well. On weekday evenings, he can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."
Primal Urges
A showcase of one male's pathetic attempts to fight his basic instincts and grow up, despite the fact that the very idea makes him sick.
The Nate Way
I, Points in Case Columnist and rabid opera fan, Nathan DeGraaf, live in Tampa and write about whatever I want. One day, someone may actually pay me to babble on endlessly about my meaningless existence. Until then, this will have to do.
Hate Fucking for Life by
Nathan DeGraaf
Easily one of the most intense uses of the F word, hate fucking is actually a delicate form of heated sex based on proper skill and timing.
An Attempt at Sensitivity
by Nathan DeGraaf
Three years after his passing, Joe's "bum rush story" surfaces on the back of a Chinese food menu. And it's a valuable lesson in karma.
RIP Kampus Kwik, We Hardly Knew Ye by Nathan DeGraaf
It's a unique, homegrown attachment like no other: the local college convenient store that bucks every sound business trend known to man.
The State of the Future Address
by Nathan DeGraaf
The year 2005 isn't everything we had hoped for, but with a few tweaks (more steroid use and Iraq war coverage, etc.) it might be a little better.
Why I Get Laid and You Don't by Nathan DeGraaf
Some guys have the magic touch, and others don't. Now indulge yourself in an expert's approach to killing the ladies.
Down and Dirty Guide to Vegas
by Nathan DeGraaf
Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and
smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.
Collegiate Guide to Surviving Hurricanes
by Nathan DeGraaf
And by surviving hurricanes, we mean
ensuring the consumption of cold, non-skunky beer and taking advantage of the opposite sex.
