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"What happened to her face? Did she sleep on it wrong?"
-Elliott, on a girl in the dorm
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School: Utica College
Class of: 2008
Hometown: Utica
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Been on PIC for a while. Been one of the few submitters from my school, the others most like being ex girlfriends or other acquaintances. I would have more quotes from my friends up, but most are said when to drunk to remember them in the morning.College Quotes:
No Taylor Swift in the Emotional Vacuum
More Woman, Pound for Pound
Michael Jackson's Death
Incest Cock-Block
Three-Quarter Blowjob
Underage Park Fantasy
Old People Just Don't Understand
Post-College Dating Failure
Kids are Like Tiny Humans
Googling "Hermaphrodite"
I Know She's Jewish
Still Hitting That
Sex During White Album
Reinventing the CD Player
Glad Obama Won
Guide Dogs at the Zoo
Bailing to Canada
Rabbits Over Boyfriends
Piglet Noir
Comments:
- If you think what Verizon charges for Freedom is expensive you should see wha - Apr 14, 2009
- Great article. Would love to see a more Drunken Suggestion Box articles in - Apr 13, 2009
- Applications that don't let me post stupid pictures on my friends profiles ar - Feb 23, 2009
- Lets show how high tech our tampons are! Isn't it still basically just somet - Oct 27, 2008
- I'm shocked you haven;t mentioned the blowjob situation. What if one of the - Oct 1, 2008
- On facebook, after the drop down menu where you select your status, there is - Aug 19, 2008
- Only thing that could make this funnier would be mentioning someone wishing a - Aug 15, 2008
- So true, although I am looking forward to Bruce Campbell playing himself figh - Jun 14, 2008
- I have a couple beefs with the Quotes page layout. The quotes don't really ne - Jun 14, 2008
