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Missed Connections
All the scums, bums, frumps, and chumps you forgot to meet are back.

A Missed Connection Callback 0 , 3.0
I Farted, and—I’m Pretty Sure—Ruined the Mood 2 ,
$40 OBO 3 ,
If You Weren't Barren and Loveless... 0 ,
I am a Mess Without You! 0 ,
Tough Cookies, Sister 1 ,
Love is a Gulag 1 , 3.0
Love Letters From Dictators 0 ,
Scenarios in Which I Quit 1 , 3.0
Lame Bragging from the New Guy 4 ,
Walter Payton and the Vienna Boy's Choir 2 ,
Hilda's Dildas 1 , 4.0
We Could Be Pyrotechnical Together 0 , 3.0
Take 'er Easy 2 ,
Sorry for the Incidental Boob Touch 3 , 4.0
Heart Shards 2 ,
Ugly Guy 0 , 2.5
The Greedy Beaver 0 ,
Man4All the World's Available Poonanny! 2 ,
The Flying Pig 5 ,
And Now for Something Somewhat Different... 3 ,
Rock that Shit Out 1 , 2.0
Caught Jerking Off in Sears 2 ,
Greetings, Your Honor 2 ,
Pre-Noon Drinking 6 ,
Top-Notch Masturbait 1 , 3.0
I Changed My Mind 1 ,
Love Ula 3 ,
Missed Connections 0 ,

Comedy Articles:


There's No Substituting Experience
0 comments, 4.0 stars
The Three P's of creative writing: Poetry, Pretention, and Please make it stop. Class, give up now and leave it to the prose.

Saddam & Martha: Penitentiary Pals
5 comments, 4.0 stars
The recently de-classified, scintillating correspondence between two desperate and impassioned prisoners! Yes, you can cook with Vaseline.

Welcome to the Team!!
0 comments, 3.5 stars
As an employee at Wenton's Fluorescents, you're worth your weight in watts! That's a lot of positive energy we can't wait to harness!

Whatcha Looking At, Buddy?
0 comments, 3.0 stars
You think this is funny? How bout we fight outside and see who's face looks funny then? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply you're not ugly already.

I'll Take Care of That Bully, Son
7 comments, 4.0 stars
Listen, son, I'll just call up Jimmy Prindley's house and have a little talk to make this all go away. Now close your ears, this is adult time.