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Isn't "black security guard" an oxymoron?

What color do Native Americans turn when they get embarrassed?

Is it accurate to assume every physically disabled guy is a handyman? Read More »

It's been 3 years since the good folks at Sumo sent me their original bean bag creation, the Omni. (Who are we kidding, I barely know them—they could be bad folks who sell awesome chairs, I don't really care. Read More »

The following began as a Yelp review, and ended as a really awesome Yelp review. Thus, a blog entry.

I showed up at the Atlantic Station Express today to return a pair of $23 jeans I had purchased at a different Express store. What happened in the 11 minutes I spent in the Atlantic Station store is almost beyond belief. Read More »

Every year companies decide they need to make more money. And every year, I make a promise that it won't come at any additional expense to me. Sometimes, to make good on this promise, I must "stick it to The Man." The Man, of course, is no one of stature, just a generic term for the strong-arming corporate thievery of the leveraged business. Read More »

Starbucks just announced that on July 1st, they will offer unconditionally free Wi-Fi (always capitalized, like "Internet" and "Mother Nature" and "BP"!) at all of their stores nationwide. I can only speculate potential reasons they didn't implement this earlier, and none of them hold much water (or should I say, coffee): Read More »

In the course of shopping for fine china, I stumbled upon quite possibly the the funniest (serious) review I've ever read on Amazon. In reference to the Durex Avanti Bare condoms, madmaeve's review "too tight" says: Read More »

In college I used to listen to this R&B song on Winamp a lot. Somehow it always put me in a good mood. About a week ago, I thought of this and wanted to get it. Read More »

I recently saw a pair of the funniest full-lengthish internet comedy videos since back in the day when The Lonely Island produced "The 'Bu" on a regular basis. Read More »

I got a pretty decent HP printer last week through Slickdeals for $25, then found out the USB printer cable it doesn't come with costs $25.99 at Staples. Read More »

Hello. You may not know me, but I'm a concerned online citizen just like you. There has been much talk in the past week about the new set of privacy controls on Facebook, and I thought what better forum to discuss this than a public post on the internet. Read More »

Sometimes I have nightmares that I went on Facebook and suddenly decided to comment on every single piece of information that appears on the news feed, regardless of how little I know the person, or how awkward the circumstances might be. Read More »

You ever realize how as you get to know someone better, your level of punctuation and capitalization on emails and Facebook and stuff gets progressively worse? Read More »

Have you tried using Omegle yet? All it does it load a huge chat window, then you press "Start a Chat" and it connects you to a random stranger. It's everything you ever wanted from the man in the white van as a child, without the threat of losing your anal virginity. Read More »

Gotta love the media's inability to recognize its own faults:

You know which Jackson got the least coverage? Janet at the Super Bowl, ZING. Read More »

I was on a hot, crowded bus, riding 25 minutes to my destination. Read More »

There is a substantial subset of people who find PIC through Google searches. Two of the classics they often stumble upon are Nate's "How to Be a Drug Dealer" and "How to Get Away with Murder" articles. Read More »

Still wondering whether it's worth making the trek down to the polling precinct that you may or may not even know how to get to? The answer is no, five times over.

1. The line is really long. Read More »