College Quotes
Britt: We had to read Orwell's "1985" in high school.
Linds: Uh... it's "1984."
Britt: Aww... and I actually read that one too.
-Britt, on unknown sequels
Funny AIM Convos
The Scale of Doom
(PG-13, 70 lines)A scale isn't the only way to help fatties face the truth about their weight problem.
You've Been Hacked!
(PG-13, 49 lines)Every year, on April 1st, The Humor Bot turns into a hacking machine.
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Books from PIC
The Snippets and the Impure Tour
By Nathan DeGraaf
A fascinating tour of sex, booze, drugs, and debauchery, complete with witty banter.
The Imbible
By Alex Bash
The definitive guide to drinking games, both new and classic, plus boob jokes.
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School:
Emory UniversityClass of:
2003Hometown:
Huntsville, ALAt a Glance:
I am easily excited by spontaneous things, amusing people, random moments, minor observations, and alcohol. I'm also the editor of PIC, which manages to incorporate all of those things.Bio:
My Favorite Theory:People often ask me if I would ever go skydiving. I tell them no. Then they ask if I would go bungee jumping and I say yes. The reason?
Bungee jumping: You're alive unless something goes wrong. Skydiving: You're dying until something goes right.
It's not the only theory I've developed, but it's probably the most concise. And with all the ADD in the world today, short, sweet and to the point is sometimes all you can afford.
Email me at court@pointsincase.com
"My friend told me those gay dudes like to be geek monsters so they can be like... hyper... gay."
-Wody, on cocaine use among homosexuals
BIRMINGHAM, AL—Sen. John McCain has announced he will dress in blackface for Halloween tonight in a bid to capture the late, undecided African-American vote. 
Today I saw thousands of people downtown walking around. I asked one of them what they were all walking for and she said "lymphoma."
I signed up for an email newsletter today from a web usability expert named 
Like Nate, I too am carless (though voluntarily, not by force of law). 
The unthinkable happened to me yesterday: a homeless man gave ME money.
I keep a file on my computer called "Blog Bank." I'm sure many of you have the same thing - it's full of ideas for funny blog entries that I didn't feel like writing when I thought of them. Just kidding, your file is probably called "Blog Robbed." Right? 
