College Quotes
Grandpa: I'm so thankful that we all get along so well, family is what makes Thanksgiving so great!
Joe: Well I'm still single, I could marry some girl you all hate... I've still got time to mess things up!
Grandma: (slaps Joe) Don't you dare mess up MY FAMILY!! I WON'T LET YOU!!!
Joe: Okay, okay, I won't... Just saying there was still time...
-Putting contentment into perspective
Funny AIM Convos
The Scale of Doom
(PG-13, 70 lines)A scale isn't the only way to help fatties face the truth about their weight problem.
You've Been Hacked!
(PG-13, 49 lines)Every year, on April 1st, The Humor Bot turns into a hacking machine.
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By Nathan DeGraaf
A fascinating tour of sex, booze, drugs, and debauchery, complete with witty banter.
The Imbible
By Alex Bash
The definitive guide to drinking games, both new and classic, plus boob jokes.
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