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  • October 15, 2016

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Me: I have Asperger’s.
My Mom: What?
Me: I was diagnosed.
My Dog: Really sorry. Just wanted to ask about this butt food. Is it possible to do just the ass patty itself? Like, no bun? Actually, scratch that. I’ll take it however the chef recommends.

— Joey Kauffman

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