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"Santa Monica College is, like, so stupid. I mean, O to the M to the G, their slogan '#1 in transfers' is like totally telling the world that nobody wants to stay at their school. That's like Marketing 101: avoid negative publicity."
-From a sixth year senior at UCLA
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Nomination for Worst PIC Article of 2008
By Paul Frank | Mar 28, 2008
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Girl: "Me and my boyfriend came to the painful conclusion that we're going to have to get an abortion. But please don't tell anyone...I've only told you."
Guy: "Yeah, whatever...what are you gonna do with the fetus afterwards?"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "What are you going to do with the fetus, are you going to need it?"
Girl: "What are you talking about?"
Guy: "'Cause I could totally use an aborted fetus, you know...for stuff 'n shit."
Girl: "I'm sure the doctor will keep it and dispose of it eventually."
Guy: "Oh, FUCK the doctor. That guy has enough aborted fetuses to last him at least a year...That guy is in aborted fetus heaven!"
Guy: "Yeah, whatever...what are you gonna do with the fetus afterwards?"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "What are you going to do with the fetus, are you going to need it?"
Girl: "What are you talking about?"
Guy: "'Cause I could totally use an aborted fetus, you know...for stuff 'n shit."
Girl: "I'm sure the doctor will keep it and dispose of it eventually."
Guy: "Oh, FUCK the doctor. That guy has enough aborted fetuses to last him at least a year...That guy is in aborted fetus heaven!"
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